#Bruce of the Fallen Zipper - it's the only thing he can't get up

[cerddom]

Really, though, who hasn't done the horizontal polka with 'ol Brucie Wayne? I mean Oliver, Hal, Clark, Lex, Aquaman (that's a tentacle fetish of it's own colour...), Harvey, the postman (he always rings twice), the president of the PTA...

Honestly, the only non-familials he definitely hasn't done it with are Ma Kent and the Pope...and the Pope is a definite maybe.

Tim looking at old news articles:

Tim finding one about his dad: what the- 🙄

Tim reading the article:😳😟

Dick: hey whats with the face babybird?

Tim: Did you know Bruce had a relationship with my dad?!?!

Dick: 😅 I'm gonna just go- *runs out of the cave*

Tim running after him: HEY ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION RICHARD!

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Bruce at a JL meeting: 😐

Tim: 🧐

Bruce: ok Robin why are you staring at me like that?

Tim: when we're you going to tell me that you FUCKED MY DAD?

Bruce: uh never-

The rest of the JL: 😳😳😳 the fuck-

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Tim talking to Jack Drake: so when we're you going to tell me you like men?

Jack Drake: Wtf Timothy I don't like men

Tim pulling up an article: this is literally a picture of you making out Twitter BRUCE WAYNE!

Jack Drake: 😳 that was edited *speed walks away*

Tim banging his head on the table: *screaming*

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